Collection of Didir Baani

Collection of Didir Baani. 

The job of being the security personnel of RaGa must be so difficult

The job of being the security personnel of an overgrown adolescent, RaGa must be so difficult. 

The security officials have to be continuously be with this retard and hear him speak utter nonsense but can't afford to laugh it out. 

After duty hours the officials must be meeting their friends and relatives and become the butt of all jokes for being the security guards of the most useless citizen of India. 

If applying for a new job, they will be jeered at for having spent weeks and months with an uncouth retard. 

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Pakistan's work from home strategy

Pakistan has taken work from home a bit too seriously in response to India's figurative gesture of how badly we can 'thoko' them 😅😅😅😅
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Names of kids in schools born in or after 2020

Names of kids in schools born in or after 2020 😄
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Sonia's real name visible from every state because air pollution is so low due to the lockdown

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The real name of Sonia is already visible from every state. 
By the time the 'lockdown' to contain Covid-19 gets over, the atmosphere will be so clean that even her erstwhile profession will be known to all 130 crores across India 😉
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Coronavirus (Covid 2019) has forced the world to follow Hindu beliefs

Corona has arrived forcing the world and surely the whole of India to follow Hindu beliefs without any coercion or baits. Read how. 

Burnol is said to be already in short supply in markets  😉 

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'Koi daaka nahi' for Kolkata Metro East West inauguration in February 2020

Shob koi ghenna paata hai jab uni 'hum shob jaanta' gyan deta hai!
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A lovely spoof on Arvind Kejriwal

The jokers exposed. Lovely.
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Rotten English spotted on bus back in Salt Lake, Kolkata on 2020-01-10

You can be rest assured that you are in CAA CAA CHAA CHAA Kaua Rani's Republic of Pochim Bongo if you are staring at such horrendous English.

I survived an almost fatal cardiac attack even while driving after spotting this epic piece of Queen's Rotten English near Technopolis building in Sec-V, Salt Lake, Kolkata around noon on Friday, 2020-01-10 where India's 'prayuktibids' flock to every day to nurture their American/ European/ Singapore dreams.

Cunning Commie Jyoti Buro doomed a few generations of Bengalis before being assigned to the flames. And the present self proclaimed rani is ensuring the final demise of those generations.

P.S: Worse still, some are still of the belief that only Bangla can save Bangalis, although the real surreptitious intentions are very different.
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Mamata's epic 'Mother of thief are sound most'

ইংরেজীতে অনুবাদ শিখুনঃ
"চোরের মায়ের বড় গলা" - "Mother of thief are sound most."

রক্কে করো বগবান রক্কে করো।।
 ইনি আমাদের মুখ্যমন্ত্রী😄😄🙏🙏
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How little a girl was Mamata when Uttam Kumar died

In July 2018 নজরুল মঞ্চে উত্তমকুমার স্মরন অনুষ্ঠানে মাননীয়ার বক্তব্য ........

"উনি যখন মারা গেলেন , তখন আমি ছোট -- মা , এর হাত ধরে উত্তমকুমারের মৃতদেহ দেখতে গেলাম"

এটা শোনার পর থেকেই মাথা ঝিমঝিম করছে । কারন তার চার বছর পর যাদবপুর কেন্দ্র থেকে মাননীয়া ভোটে দাঁড়ালেন ও এম পি হলেন......
"ছোট" বেলাতেই ???

মানসিক চিকিৎসকের কাছে ভর্তি করুন আমাকে ... কারণ আর নিতে পারছি না ।

1980 - সনে উত্তমকুমারের মৃত্যু হয় আর 1984 সালে উনি MP হন।
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Swach Bharat Public Toilet kept neat and clean

Swach Bharat Public Toilet saaf rakhne ke liye bharat sarkar ne socha ki locks laga kar rakhein, so that it would always remain neat and clean!

Noticed at Company Bagh, Amritsar.

(Content & photo courtesy: Harsimran Singh Nagpal on Facebook)

Goat held for trespassing into garden of a judge in Chhattisgarh

In a bizarre incident, Chhattisgarh police on Monday (2016-02-08) took into custody a goat after a complaint that it ventured into a judge's garden in Janakpur block in Korea district, 250km from here. The goat, which was accused of being a `repeat offender', was released later, but its owner was not so lucky.

Abdul Hasan (40) was arrested and sent to jail on Tuesday on charges of trespass and damaging property , the police said. "My goat scaled the boundary wall again and ate flowers and vegetables in the garden. It was taken to the police station and then police brought me in as well," said Hasan.

Police said the accused had been ignoring warnings given to him for over a week and was eventually detained and charged under Sections 447 (trespass), 427 (damaging and destroying property of others) and 151 (creating public nuisance) IPC on Monday . He was produced in court on Tuesday and sent to jail.

Janakpur station in charge RS Paikra told TO that Hasan had been letting loose his goat into the garden of magistrate S E Ratre for more than a week. He would do so after the magistrate left for office, the officer said. Ratre's gardener, Rajesh Paikra, tried in vain to stop Hasan and then informed police.

Local Congress leader Shailesh Nitin Trivedi slammed the police for the incident, saying: "The arrest of a goat is ridiculous. Chhattisgarh police have made fun of themselves by doing so. Those accused in rape cases are moving freely ."

"The most painful and disappointing aspect is the entry made by an ASI of Chhattisgarh police in the diary that `the goat would graze on the garden, despite warnings'. Chhattisgarh police is communicating with goats!" he added.

Last year, a parrot in Chandrapur in Maharashtra was detained after a woman filed a complaint against it for making obscene remarks. The parrot, named Hariyal, was allegedly trained for two years by its owner, Suresh Sakharkar, to abuse his stepmother, Janabai.

Slogan on vehicle Diesel tank

Bengali: 'Beshi khele babu bokbe'.
English: 'If you drink more, owner will scold me'.

This slogan on the diesel tank of a commercial vehicle was spotted and photographed somewhere in West Bengal by Indian Roadie, Neeraj Pandey.

Thank you Neeraj for this wonderful capture.

Bihar's incredible teacher

Watch who are the incredible teachers of the future generation of Bihar, India.
Warning: You might forget whatever you have learnt in your childhood days.

How not to sell West Bengal, a state in distress

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the Cheap Meenishtaar oph Waste Bengal at the flag off of 'Bengal Leads 2012' in January 2012.
Relearn your geeographi (sic), golden quadrels (sic), selling skills, life skills, etiquette. Have a hearty laugh :)
SOS! I'm going mad ... paagol baniye dichche :(
The lady is a multi-tasker ... can play kriket also :)
Don't even consider visiting Waste Bengal for a vacation. The high powered committee on industrial investment will catch you at Dum Dum airport or Howrah station and force you to invest in Egg Roll / Chowmin frying kiosks and that too in Jongol Mohol in lieu of an attractive package of 25 sq.ft of land. They will even give you a free feasibility report for exporting a part of your produce to Bangladesh & Pakistan which supposedly are located side by side.
Remember those Bangla movies during our childhood days. Anything that was commercial or industrial was projected in a very poor light. All industrialists/ businessmen were projected as lecherous villians/ criminals who were beaten up black & blue by the holy cows. Farming/ teaching/ hawking/ singing/ jatra dal'er sakhis & the likes were depicted as demi-gods. Living in poverty in shanties was eulogised.
In early 2011 prior to the West Bengal state assembly election, her promise was to take the state back 34 yrs if voted to power. She is keeping up to the promise. Any magic wand to save us from the shackles?
I am the last person to hear statements like 'give them some more time' or 'lets wait & watch' ..... it needed less than a sparrow's brain to predict that this would be the state of affairs!

People at work

What an innovative way to warn motorists that people are busy at work. We in India make every efforts to re-use our consumer durable items over and over again. Manufacturers are left wondering why they had not not even thought of such innovative uses for their wares, which they could have advertised as an USP too!