Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Bihar's incredible teacher
Watch who are the incredible teachers of the future generation of Bihar, India.
Warning: You might forget whatever you have learnt in your childhood days.
Branding 'Idea' in Ooty
Mobile service provider 'IDEA' might think that their branding on houses on the slopes of a hill in Ooty, Tamilnadu is a fantastic idea.
It's sheer environmental pollution! The greenery on the hillside is barely visible.
What's your idea?
How not to sell West Bengal, a state in distress
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the Cheap Meenishtaar oph Waste Bengal at the flag off of 'Bengal Leads 2012' in January 2012.
Relearn your geeographi (sic), golden quadrels (sic), selling skills, life skills, etiquette. Have a hearty laugh :)
SOS! I'm going mad ... paagol baniye dichche :(
The lady is a multi-tasker ... can play kriket also :)
Don't even consider visiting Waste Bengal for a vacation. The high powered committee on industrial investment will catch you at Dum Dum airport or Howrah station and force you to invest in Egg Roll / Chowmin frying kiosks and that too in Jongol Mohol in lieu of an attractive package of 25 sq.ft of land. They will even give you a free feasibility report for exporting a part of your produce to Bangladesh & Pakistan which supposedly are located side by side.
Remember those Bangla movies during our childhood days. Anything that was commercial or industrial was projected in a very poor light. All industrialists/ businessmen were projected as lecherous villians/ criminals who were beaten up black & blue by the holy cows. Farming/ teaching/ hawking/ singing/ jatra dal'er sakhis & the likes were depicted as demi-gods. Living in poverty in shanties was eulogised.
In early 2011 prior to the West Bengal state assembly election, her promise was to take the state back 34 yrs if voted to power. She is keeping up to the promise. Any magic wand to save us from the shackles?
I am the last person to hear statements like 'give them some more time' or 'lets wait & watch' ..... it needed less than a sparrow's brain to predict that this would be the state of affairs!
No stop to India's industrialization
The entire world is looking towards India. The country's industrialization is on a fast growth path, as if there's no tomorrow. So make the best use of all available resources.
Babas in India are easily accessible
'Babas' or 'sadhus' in India are said to have denounced all worldly goodies. However, in reality they must be easily accessible to their followers comprising of politicians, filmstars, celebrities, industrialists and the common man like you and me. Here you see one of them in the act!
Spiritual gurus in India
These are the Indian spiritual gurus of 2012. They are capable of turning any democratically elected government upside down by virtue of their huge fan following and money-power. The one in the pic is fit and trim and prefers to sip his favourite carbonated beverage from a can. Cheers!
People at work
What an innovative way to warn motorists that people are busy at work. We in India make every efforts to re-use our consumer durable items over and over again.
Manufacturers are left wondering why they had not not even thought of such innovative uses for their wares, which they could have advertised as an USP too!
Announcing holidays every 2nd Sturday
This is what was seen written on the gate of a private English medium school in urban India. It announces that there's a holiday in school every 2nd Saturday.
What a big farce in the guise of imparting a much sought after education with English as the medium of instruction. Shame on us!
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