Driving on wide highways and/ or narrow roads in towns throughout West Bengal will become an even more harrowing affair after her instructions. Hear her diktats during one of her farce administrative meetings in mid February 2022. Let's not talk of scientific traffic management in a state where the annual 'gorment' budgets are framed supposedly while monkeying on a treadmill.
Be prepared to crash and die or get grievously injured after crashing into unmarked haphazardly placed guardrails because she has instructed her DMs and SPs to intensify 'naka' checkings. Be prepared to be rear ended after suddenly slowing down from 80 kmph to 30 kmph in less than 50 mtrs on NH19 and/ or NH16.
Everything in this state works on the inspiration of the one and only GreatestGiftOfGodToBengaliMankind. Her instructions are considered to be sacrosanct by bureaucrats and cops and all government officials from top to bottom. No official wants to be benched or transferred to some obscure location for life.
Now for us responsible roadies it will be more and more fines to finance her schemes, viz. Lakshmir Bhandar, Sabuj Saathi, Syastho Saathi, etc, etc, etc aimed to buy votes. However, the rogue rule breakers will invariably get get away cititing political patronage. Get it it out of your head that she cares for us roadies.
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* Didir Baani
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