Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Madan Mitra claims that he is a 'madman'

Madan Mitraji, accused and arrested by CBI in the mega ‪Saradha Scam‬ is the Transport & Sports Minister of West Bengal. On 16th December 2014 he claimed at the Alipore Court in Kolkata that he is a 'madman'.

Why was the mad mob showering tons of flowers on the police vehicle carrying the fat & shining scam accused madman to court?

Days may not be too far when brickbats will replace the petals. It's amply clear that he had cheated his own partymen by coaxing them to invest in Sudipta Sen's Saradha Group of companies.

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Swamiji, Mamataji, Netaji - efforts are on in West Bengal to project all in the same league

Swamiji, Mamataji, Netaji ...... efforts are on to project all in the same league!!!

The one and only 'learned' and 'know it all' lady of West Bengal has passed on instructions to have 10'x3' flex banners printed & displayed in thousands (maybe in lakhs .... more the merrier for their own coffers) on 10th/ 11th Jan & 22nd/ 23rd Jan 2015 to celebrate Swami Vivekananda and Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose's birthday.

She, supposedly the 'biggest gift of God to mankind', wants her photo to be printed in between photos of Swamiji and Netaji, with taxpayers hard earned money.

Shame! shame! shame!

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

CBI catches up with Madan Mitra on 12th Dec 2014



Madan Mitra (Sports & Transport Minister of West Bengal), overtaken by CBI inspite of his 'Bhaag Madan Bhaag' sprints!!!
A R R E S T E D around 4pm on 12th December 2014 by CBI for huge fraud!
CBI found Madan to be closely associated with the mega Saradha chit fund scam!
When did Madan go to have a facial last time?
How is it that his face used to shine like a mirror?
What is Madan's weight as on 12th Dec?
What did he have for dinner on 11th Dec 2014?
Did he lose his hunger on 11th Dec?
Did he have a sound sleep in the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
How many trips did he make to the loo on the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
Did he have his breakfast at home on 12th Dec before heading for the CBI office in Kolkata?
What did he have for breakfast?
What was the thickness of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What was the length of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What did he have for lunch on 12th Dec before the arrest?
What did he have for dinner on 12th Dec after the arrest?
Will he be served dinner in a three year old aluminium 'thali' on 12th Dec and for the next decade or more that he'll be a 'state guest'?
Will he be made to lie on the floor at the Salt Lake Electronics Complex Police Station on 12th Dec & henceforth?
Will he made to wear a blue and white striped 'chaddi' and 'pajama' henceforth?
How happy is Kunal Ghosh now?
There are no end to the number of questions haunting me .... all related to this person who created history in independent West Bengal!
Tomorrow's dailies will have all the answers .... I will not have access to all those. Please respond with your answers.
‪#‎SaradhaScam

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Farmer father made his son a graduate engineer in Sikkim

Farmer father made his son a graduate engineer in Sikkim through sheer hard work, grit and determination.

Shared by Voice of Sikkim on Facebook.com on 2013-07-25.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Highest number of newborns die in India annually

Highest number of newborns die in India annually according to a comprehensive review by Professor Joy Lawn of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
Nearly 8 lakh newborns die every year in India.

Free 'chai' at Mani Shankar Aiyar tea-stall in Vadodara

Free 'chai' at Mani Shankar Aiyar tea-stall at Faramji Road in Vadodara by Nikitin Contractor.

Fake IAS lands in cop net in West Bengal

Fake IAS lands in cop net in West Bengal.

Girls and boys talking in college is a taboo in Chennai

Shocked to read that in St.Joseph's College, Chennai, a so called "mixed" or Co-ed college, if a girl ever talks to a boy, both sets of parents are summoned to college! Boys and girls have to walk on different sides of the road and drive way.
I understand that there are many more engineering/ general colleges in Tamilnadu, where the 'educationists' have the same mindset.
I have a simple query, if a student's father reaches college to find a lady principal/ dean at the helm of affairs (or vice-versa), will the grandmother or grandfather of the student be summoned?
Would love to be further educated on the subject .... please help.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Vagabond takes charge of Sealdah - Barrackpore EMU Local train

Funny incident at Sealdah (Kolkata) station on the Sealdah - Barrackpore EMU Up Local scheduled for departure at 9.10am on 2014-08-06.
Driver left the train with the door to his cabin unlocked.
A vagabond (drug addicted man) entered into the driver's cabin and locked himself inside.
Driver was unable to enter his cabin and called Railway Protection Force (RPF).
RPF tried to get the vagabond out from driver’s cabin but failed.
The vagabond was busy eating inside the driver’s cabin and seemingly enjoyed the commotion outside.
RPF lured the vagabond with food, biri/cigarette, drugs, money, etc. but failed. No amount of motivation worked.
Finally, RPF opened the door by continuous hammering and thrashed the culprit.
Needless to mention, the train was late in departing from Sealdah station.
See the entire incident in picture.
(Story and photo credit: Mr.Apurbalal Senapati, Indian Statistical Institute)










Sunday, September 7, 2014

Prime Minister Narendra Modi's 10 lessons for children on Sept 5, 2014

To mark the Teachers’ Day, Prime Minister Narendra Modi addressed school children from across the country via a satellite link on 5th September 2014.

Here are the ten lessons that Modi taught the children:
1. Keep the child alive in you.
2. Politics is a service. One who is in politics should serve people like his or her family member.
3. If a girl is educated, the entire family is educated.
4. A teacher’s job is to discover the hidden talent of a student.
5. One should dream about doing something, not becoming someone.
6. I am a taskmaster.
7. While experience has been my best teacher, I also believe that good teachers and education were also equally important in building up my life.
8. You should read about lives of people who have been successful in life.
9. I am focussing on Digital India so modern technology reaches our children and in different languages.
10. Serving the nation does not only mean doing grand things. Doing small things is a big service to the nation.

Sania Mirza and Bruno Soares win the US Open Tennis Championships in Sept 2014

Sania Mirza and Bruno Soares win the US Open Tennis Championships in Sept 2014.



Faltoo Salon, Jamshedpur - very unique

Faltoo Salon, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand - assuring a very unique experience for men.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Female PA to the Chairman needs to be fun loving, etc, etc

Why does the situations vacant advertisement for a Female PA to the Chairman of an ISO-9001 company demand that she be 25 yrs of age and be specifically 'fun loving, jovial, willing to attend outstation meetings with Chairman in 5-star hotels, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc'.
Btw, the advertisement states that salary is no bar!!
Am I reading too much between the lines?

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Monday, September 1, 2014

Haldiram's 'namkeen' packed on 1st Sept 2014, available on 31st August 2014

Haldiram's (Nagpur) Namkeen packet of 17 gm supposedly packed on 2014-09-01. However, it was available in the market on 2014-08-31. Consume the next pack at your own risk.
Such acts and omissions deserve no pardon from we customers who are the king or queen.
P.S: The glaring fact has been brought to light by none other than popular TV actress Dolly Bindra.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

CUV -vs- SUV

Cart Utility Vehicles for city roads.
Sports Utility Vehicles for rural roads.

Nymph Academy

Nymph Academy ..... what made the promoters of the school think of this name, I wonder!
Rotten thoughts, rotten English.

Friday, August 22, 2014

'Brides Wanted' advertisement by a very demanding groom

A 50 yr old (5'4" height) non-matric resident of North 24-Parganas district in West Bengal is very demanding when it comes to searching for a bride for himself.
In the very first line of the advertisement in a Bengali newspaper, the wannabe groom claims that he has no demands and says that it's a golden opportunity for potential brides!
He wants the applicant to be fair, beautiful, beauty contest model (sic!), smart, expert in household chores, H.S passed, 25 - 35 yrs age bracket and belong to a particular caste.
The groom doesn't have his father and mother (whatever it means), but has an orphaned nephew (possibly grown-up) who also has to be looked after by the bride-to-be since there's nobody to care for him.
The lady has to contact herself through snail-mail and mention her mobile number while applying for a 'registry-marriage'.